An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw. They were especially mesmerized by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The girl asked her mother, "What is this, Mother?" The mother responded, "Honey, I have never seen anything like this in my life. The sign above it says “elevator."
While the girl and her mother were watching with wide-eyed wonder, an old man in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the girl and her mother watched in amazement for about 30 seconds. Then after about 30 seconds, the doors opened again and a young, handsome, 24-year-old man stepped out.
The mother looked at her daughter and said, "Quick! Go get your Father!"
Transformation! Everyone wants it until we are told we need it.